There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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