Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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