thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I would fuck him just for his dog
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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