I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
This baby is an asshole
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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