i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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