No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
