If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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