Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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