I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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