Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
you traded sex for a burrito?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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