So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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