Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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