On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Help me help you realize you are a moron
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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