Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I could have mohawked her pubes.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
