If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just want to make out with him forever
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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