You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
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