Nicole vs. Life
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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