check it out our google latitudes are spooning
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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