So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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