Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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