I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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