I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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