I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I am available for nakedness
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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