idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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