Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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