My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
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