Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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