I will die if light touches me.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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