next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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