Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
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