Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
My penis needs a shock collar
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
