I wish my penis had an off switch
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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