Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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