they need to just BURY HIM!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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