I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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