I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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