We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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