love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
We need to rekindle our bromance
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
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