Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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