its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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