I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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