Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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