My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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