i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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