just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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