it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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