Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Randomize
