he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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