Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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