Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Just high enough for therapy.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
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