whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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