Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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