I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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